I love your excellent taste. Come off anon and lavish me with your textual adulation… there is always room in my fangirl harem.
That’s a much better first message than mine was, which was basically me going I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU’RE SO SICK I READ YOUR ENTIRE BLOG I LOVE YOU HI WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!!!
It’s just that sort of reckless, manic enthusiasm for lecherous old men that will take you far in life, cunt.
Well, maybe not *far*… but it’ll definitely get you taken.