Essays and Bad Ideas

Cranky Old Man Shit: Slurred

It’s been correctly observed that I lean heavily on cheap slurs like “cunt”, “whore”, and “slut” in my writing, and I’ll grant you, I’m probably a touch lazy about it on occasion. But in my defense, please bear in mind that I’m trying to manipulate otherwise-reasonable women into masturbating to perverted prose poetry; I need all the help I can get.

So yeah, “cunt” is a rather primitive cudgel, but I find that waving it around a bit helps keep their attention while I quietly cut them with their favorite knives.