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oldnakedguy:

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Boys don’t like me because I’d rather flirt with their fathers than them

bet the fathers like you. I know I would. Flirt with me, or better yet, have sex with me, I’m father age.

I would make fun of you for your poorly worded attempt of trying to harass me, but I cannot get over the fact that your url is oldnakedguy and therefore I do not think I have to make fun of you at all

Someone needs to.

“Have sex with me, I’m father age.”

Jesus Christ, that’s just spectacular.

  • Have sex with me, I’m underwater on my mortgage.
  • Have sex with me, my prostate is huge.
  • Have sex with me, my nose hair is out of control.

Priceless.