Well that— that’s just rude, young lady! I insist you apologize to my new friend, ah…

(I’m sorry, what was your name again…? Oh, of course, oops!)

…I insist you apologize to my friend Dumpster Harold immediately! I’m sure his diet of cheap liquor and old banana peels doesn’t give his jizz the best flavor in the world, and I’ll grant you that the scabs on his balls should really be seen by a medical professional, but the very least you can do is show him the courtesy of not vomiting it up right in front of him. Do you hate homeless sex offenders or something? I must say, I’m utterly disappointed in your regressive attitude.

You’re just the worst sort of person, aren’t you?