1. I’m good with that. If we factor my penis out of the equation, making a woman laugh is just as satisfying as making a skank cry.
2. In the immortal words of Journey’s Steve Perry: don’t stop believin’.
3. In fairness, it’s not as if I have a rule against screwing emotionally competent women; smart, stable girls have their obvious charms. I simply haven’t known that many; whether due to my background, my vibe, or a statistical anomaly, whole girls have seldom lined up to ride this ride.