People asking me questions about my upcoming birthday make me sad cause I really really really do not wanna grow up.
Don’t worry so much. You’ll be at least 30 before men start actively looking past you to the newer models, and you can certainly be as infantile and self-defeating as you like in the recesses of your mind.
In your heart, you can be young forever. It’s just that eventually, the house starts to fall apart, the ceiling collapses on you, and you end up crushed under the weight of your own self-neglect.
But I’m sure you’ll always be able to find a friendly man or two to reach into the rubble and flick your clit now and then. Won’t that be nice?