Stories and Captions

retarded-princess:

Personal trainers take my money but then it seems like I do all the work. Lame. I wish I could have a pixellated private parts area. Then I wouldn’t have to wear pants. Pants are a drag.

A low-resolution cunt is still a cunt, so you’re not going to escape pants that way. Plus, I’m thinking pixels chafe.

Don’t hate on your HD vaginas, girls.