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Necromaticon

It’s tough being an all-devouring Lord of the Nether Dimensions these days. Back when the world was new, people offered up their virgins as sacrifices, but now they’re all like “virginity is a social construct,” so you just end up with some random skank chained to a rock.

Mortals don’t realize this, but “used” is more than an adjective… it’s a flavor.