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If you don’t like how I handle stupid questions then go ahead and unfollow. This blog is for me, not for you.
I love how Tumblr gives me an opportunity to observe the casual dickery of the modern male in such abundance and detail. It’s educational, and occasionally, kind of impressive.
I mean, Uppity McDicksquiggle up there found a way to take a classic asshole sentiment –“c’mon, how about a smile?”– and expand it into dozens of words worth of mansplaining, entitlement, condescension, and hurt feewings. That’s some solid, craftsman-level douchebaggery, in my opinion, and it’s hard not to admire the years of work that have gone into honing such skill.
It’s an amazing time to be alive!