hey
How’s your day going
I went to the supermarket today and found a pristine shopping cart. It was apparently brand new, so Its wheels rolled silently and smoothly, with no trace of rattle or shimmy. Even when full, I could propel it effortlessly through the meandering, determinedly oblivious throng of Sunday shoppers and their snot-encrusted, free-range idiot offspring. I found it a deeply satisfying, once-in-a-lifetime experience of purity and untouched perfection in the midst of seething, consumerist chaos.
It was like fucking a virgin… only in this case, I didn’t want to ruin it for the next guy.