beat me and baby me 🍼
[pushes you down stairs]
What, you gonna cry now? You gonna cry, big baby? Why does your shoulder look like that, ya freaky li’l baby-head? I figured you had a soft spot on your skull, but I didn’t know your joints were made of taffy, too. Yeah, I bet it does hurt, but I don’t want to spoil you by running to you every time you scream, so I’m gonna go take a nap until I think you’ve learned your lesson.
Kids today…