I’m trying to relocate my Tumblr sea legs, so you’re going to see lots of quippy garbage and grossly inappropriate flirting with pretty girls young enough to be my daughters, from now until TBD. If this displeases you, well, thou hast my leave to go to France, Laertes.
Also, if you’re one of said pretty girls and I write something that icks you out, let me know and I’ll nuke it. I’m trying to fix me, not fuck with you.