You already know what you should do. Unless you were raised in a bubble of female subservience with no access to the outside world, you know what to do when your new man immediately starts banging another chick on the sly. You know how the women who share your deepest cultural expectations would react, and you know the possible range of outcomes from those reactions. This is Adulting 101 stuff.
So what youâre really asking is: âGiven that I am a fucked-up, pathetic little cunt, incapable of taking even the most basic steps toward preserving my emotional well-being, what can I do to make the experience of being a sexual doormat as interesting as possible?â And fortunately for you, Iâm here to help your stupid ass with a three step plan.
1. Figure out why youâre insufficient. Spend some time alone âsay, curled up in a masturbatory fetal position in the corner of your closetâ thinking about why fucking her is so much better than fucking you, why her voice is less annoying, why her words have more meaning, and why her actions bring him greater satisfaction. Imagine him inside her, and how much better she feels; how her body was made for his cock, while your own was made for his sense of humor.
2. Realize you canât fix it. Sure, there are the odd tweaks you can make to improve yourself, but most of your flaws are intrinsic. You canât beat her, because she was born better. You can slather on makeup, etch ink into your skin, study your word-a-day calendar, and surgically alter whatever you like, but youâll never fool anyone into confusing what you are with what she is.
3. Lean into the pitch. Embrace your inferiority. Tell him you know, and youâre proud of him. Admit that you could never truly respect a man who thought you were enough. Compliment his taste; tell him all the ways youâve decided sheâs better, and ask if youâve left any out. Plead with him to take as many bitches as he likes, so she can someday feel the ache youâre feeling now. Encourage him to abuse his expanding harem, twisting their little souls into knots while you laugh and applaud beside him. If you canât be what he needs, then you can damned well become indispensable in helping him get it.
Or you could, y’know, dump his ass. Be yourself⊠thatâs the important thing.