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greedyagain:

So my program has all these young people and they were talking about baby names and I just want to warn you, the rising generation is gonna name their kids some crazy fucking shit. 

They’ll regret it. Giving one’s offspring a distinctive name just makes them easier to track online. If you’re going that route, at least name the little fucker something like 01011101; that way they’ll be harder to find, and they’ll be able to greet strangers with “Nice to meet you Sharon, I’m Bi!”

UPDATED: Okay, so nerdy dad-jokes aren’t good enough for you people. Fine, I shall not cast my pearls before swine!