So I don’t like being eaten out and I don’t actually like being cuddled that much either…
One of my favorite games to play with a girl is Personal Space Invader. It involves randomly hip-checking her into walls, guiding her through a restaurant with a grip on the back of her neck, messing with her clothes or hair in front of people, and making a special point of poking, biting, and otherwise sullying every part of her body that she’d prefer to keep to herself.
It occurs to me that the experience must be like having an annoying older brother… who occasionally strips you naked and feeds you his semen.