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littleshakespeareanbaby:

littleshakespeareanbaby:

Being called cunt in a mean and patronizing makes my tummy do somersaults tbh

*update*
Being called sweetheart and honey in a patronizing manner makes me super squirmy and gives me butterflies and makes me want to do anything you tell me to

Come here for a second, sweetheart… I want to show my friends something. Just stand here next to me— no, not like that! Turn around, facing away from them; you don’t want to ugly-cry in front of our guests, do you? Good girl, that’s it. Now you hush and be still while the men talk.

(I’m sorry, guys… she’s sweet, but kind of thick and always sticky. That’s why I call her Honey.)

So, anyone want to see her do something painful and stupid? Want to stick something in her? You won’t believe the pitiful shit a cunt like this will do for attention! She could be off somewhere doing something useful with her life, but all she really wants is to be right here, with you guys, wondering if there’ll be anything left of her in the morning… gross, right?

But fun!