I hope in your next life you get to be a woman, so you experience what you’re doing to us. You tell girls that they should just accept being a “cunt”, that it’s their nature, but you forget that men like you made us like this… It’s not our nature. And by the looks of it, we won’t tolerate your brainwashing for much longer. You’re digging your own grave the more you abuse us, you know.

1. If I came back as a woman, I’d probably be a radfem. I’ve always found Dworkin’s “all heterosexual sex is rape” narrative impractical but compelling; I perhaps find it a little more arousing than she intended, but still… compelling.
2. I tell girls they should accept the parts of themselves that they’re unwilling to change; that the truth is better than denial. I tell girls that I accept how they feel about themselves; that I believe them when they tell me what they see.
3. I don’t tell girls that being a cunt is in their nature as women because –and stay with me here– it’s not. As I’ve said. A lot. For instance, in the FAQ at the top of this very page.
4. “…but you forget that men…” Wow. So, you didn’t just skip the FAQ; you haven’t read jack-shit around here. Lovely. You’re quite the lazy little– wait!

Okay, I get it now! By explaining my own work to me, ignoring everything I’ve ever said, dismissing all of my effort while exerting none of your own, and wrapping it up with a vague threat to my well-being… you’re just trying to give me the experience of being a woman on Tumblr!

Well played, anon. Well played.