Questions and Answers

How do I get your attention? :(

Depends on how you define “attention”.

Do you want me to talk to you like a semi-normal human being? Suggestions:

Be eighteen.

Be interesting.

Be polite.

Do you want me to reblog your photos or writing?

Be pretty.

Be funny.

Be clever.

Do you want me to write horrible things to/about you?

Be vulnerable.

Be slutty.

Be appreciative.

Do you want me to personally pick you apart and use your flaws and failures to make you do shameful things for my entertainment while your understanding of yourself as a woman slowly unravels?

Be all of the above.

Be broken, and convince me that you’re better off that way.

But don’t get your hopes up. I’m finicky. And busy.