dumbbigtittedslut:

All y’all pineapple pizza lovers can go straight to hell

Looking at you, @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls. You want some mango for your steak? Strawberries for your cheeseburger?

Fucking-A I’ll eat mango with steak! Are you kidding? Marinated flank, grilled, sliced on the bias, served on tortillas with cilantro, green onion, and a mango salsa… that shit *kills*.

And now I’m hungry. Bitch.