Essays and Bad Ideas

I don’t think I use the phrase “for my purposes” often enough.

“I know you’re not technically a whore, but you’re whore enough for my purposes.”

“You’re not much to look at, but you’ll do for my purposes.”

“Go ahead, close your eyes and cry into the pillow. You don’t need to be present for my purposes.”

Call me a hopeless romantic, but it feels good, making an inadequate girl feel sufficient.