girl: Tell me what you do to girls.
me: I get to know them a little, they open themselves up to me, and then I describe what I find inside them. Then they fall in love.
girl: That… can’t be it.
me: That’s it.
girl: It isn’t that simple.
me: Yes, it is.
girl: Show me.
me: I don’t think you really get what you’re—
girl: I don’t believe you. Show me.
me: Y’know what? Fine.
…
girl: Okay, so. Yeah. It was pretty much that simple.
me: I don’t know why people don’t listen.