Questions and Answers

What are your thoughts on abortion? Would you say you are ‘pro choice’ or ‘pro life’

This question seems strange to me… I’m like, “Really? It isn’t obvious?” Which is probably unfair, but still, I’m surprised anyone would think there’s even a chance I’d be pro-life.

So let me quickly bring you up to speed on my political views:

* Abortion is fine.

* Corporations aren’t people.

* Money isn’t speech.

* Guns are fine; gun culture is toxic.

* Freedom of expression isn’t just a law; it’s an ideal, and arguably the most vital.

* Immigration is a complicated issue. An easy issue? Traumatizing and/or wrecking entire families for the sole offense of walking over an arbitrary line in the dirt. Yeah… don’t do that.

* People of faith are fine, but certainty is the enemy.

* I’m not sure rape culture is a thing, but Shitty Dudes Who Hate Listening culture is very real, has many female enablers, and has had a long, uninterrupted run at the top.

* Individual humans are amazing, but humanity is a pain in the ass at scale.

* Low-rise jeans and crop-tops really need to make a comeback. I need more asscrack peekaboo and visible back-dimples in my life. Come back to me, 2003.