Fun Date Idea
Let’s role play.
You’ll be a pointless piece of discarded fluff that floats around on stale currents of nothingness, periodically stirred up and stepped upon, destined to settle like all insubstantial, inconsequential things to the very lowest point.
And I’ll be a Roomba.
But will you scream when you approach a possible cliff? Because if so, I can’t be bothered with that.
It’s role play. I can stop being a Roomba.
Too bad about you, though.