I’m honestly not trying to shit on non-sexual age regressors. Do your thing, girls. But within my sphere, adult bodies get treated like adult bodies. You want to revisit your childhood? Great! But I will twist, pervert, and taint every aspect of that childhood until it’s even more obscene than your adult life. And from there, I’ll move on to every other major facet of what you see as “yourself”, infecting them, until I’m in your veins and you think more like me than you.
Because goddammit, romance still matters.