The day Apple releases a semi-affordable Animoji-enabled phone —presumably this fall— will be a great day indeed; I will just sit back and watch my Tumblr dashboard fill with hilarious videos of 3D monkeys and unicorns and puppies saying the most filthy, violently sexual things in giggly girl voices.

The next week, when it hasn’t stopped… will be significantly less fun.

But let’s face it, there has probably never been a better time to be a furry in an LDR.