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The rambling of a cranky old man, full of terrible ideas & scornful words.

mindfuckery: The use of language to undermine your certainty, plumb the depths of your hypocrisy, and expose the secrets that make you squirm in the dark.

Everything you’ll find here is written for the amusement and comfort of adult women with unconventional romantic and erotic tastes. I love my crazy-bitch fans, and this is how I entertain them… if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

Absolutely nothing here is written for the benefit of men, and if you believe that men are an aggrieved class, or you’re just a random, horny douchenozzle who refuses to listen to what women have to say, you can fuck right off and come back when you’ve developed a clue.

Absolutely HATE your pee vids, they are done wrong and when they show up on my dash I just roll my eyes, makes me want to block you honestly

domestic–doll:

Just do it ✔️

I just want Martin Scorsespee here to elaborate on the right way to record yourself pissing.

(To think, I was there the day someone invented Urination Critique as a discipline.)

Posted on July 18, 2018March 30, 2021Author bs4bgCategories ConversationsTags asks, conversations, tumblr-domestic--doll View On Tumblr

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