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I am overwhelmed with work so I am casually scrolling on your blog. I had an interesting reaction and want to share. So, I got some chewing gum and am now chewing louder and louder as I get marginally aroused. And I started rolling the gum around my fingers in a very casual classy business parody of ageplay porn. Then I caught myself. The things our minds do.

I know you think the gum is the fun part of this, but for me, the money quote is “I am overwhelmed with work so I am casually scrolling on your blog.”

I enjoy bringing release to the burdened.