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God damn. Your blog is my go to, but it’s not just the content. It’s you. You are on a level above all other men. You are a talented writer, your voice sends me into a fit, you’re just witty and clever. Ugh. Also you like pineapple on pizza.

You’re nice. I like you.

And pineapple belongs wherever you find ham. Don’t want pineapple on pizza? Don’t put ham on it. Simple.