I had such a huge crush on Sherilyn Fenn back in 1990.

I loved Audrey Horne so much that I watched every shitty movie Sherilyn made prior to and immediately following Twin Peaks: Two Moon Junction (the blond phase), The Wraith (the uncharacteristically tan phase), Just One Of The Guys (the, like, totally bitchin’ phase), Meridian: Kiss of the Beast (the slightly kinky phase), Boxing Helena (the totally kinky phase), and so on. Hell, I watched every episode of Rude Awakening, and I’m gonna tell you right now, Jonathan Penner and Lynn Redgrave weren’t that funny. (And Richard Lewis, for the record, has never been funny. Not once.)