Like omg I totally don’t care to know your thoughts on Brooklyn 99 or Infinity War but goddamn if I didn’t read each one and find my malleable wants-male-approval girl brain allowing my own opinions to be changed by yours! How does it feel to have so much unearned authority and influence? I’d probably listen to you mansplain for hours with hearts in eyes. Ugh.
Honestly? Yeah, you would.
‘Cause I’m a charmer.