hiya its the birthday girl! 🎀🛍💘
Happy birthday, Bratty! I feel privileged to have had all these wonderful years to watch you slowly age.
enjoy it! next yr i’ll just be a decomposed pile of crumbled bone & a pink hair bow
Nah… you owe me a dinner, and I have no interest in eating weird British food next to a no-doubt-impatient box of Bratty bits. I’m afraid you’ll just have to keep your bones moist and skin attached for another stupid year, granny.
Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Except the ones I do.
hey mister .. ur not in2 .. dolcett are u? *glazes skin w/ a turkey baster*
And this, ladies, is how you out-perv the perv.
Clever girl.