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How old?

domestic–doll:

jcarnelian:

domestic–doll:

me? 24

@domestic–doll Sorry, I meant how old do you like men to be, following on from an earlier reply you gave (young or old). But thank you for answering.

Oh! Ideally between 30 and 45 I’d say?

Oh, that’s just great. You couldn’t break this to me gently? I’ve been out of your Goldilocks Zone this whole time, and you never mentioned it? What about my dream of hunting and mounting the wild girafficorn? Do my ambitions mean nothing to you?

You are a cruel, cruel little girl. Or large ruminant. Whatever.