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YOU HAVE A BEARD❤️

domestic–doll:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

Yup. You can try petting it if you’re dumbbrave enough to get within arm’s reach.

me:

HA! 😏

Really, though? I’d make a shitty shark; I’m not that cold-blooded or single-minded. I’m probably closer to, I dunno… a cranky, bullying Great Dane? Maybe a moody, sexually aggressive gorilla? Something along those lines.