Questions and Answers

Can I submit a nude? I want your attention.

Oh, you can submit all the nudes you want; if I like them and you don’t request otherwise, I might even post them and say creepy/nice-ish things about you. I enjoy a pretty piece of ass as much as anyone.

But overall, nudes aren’t the most effective way of getting my attention. I mean, if you’re hot but I don’t like your face, you’re not getting far with me. If you’re hot but too bland to hold up your end of a conversation, you’re not getting far with me. If you’re hot but can’t bring anything useful to the table, you’re not getting far with me.

But there’s a person or two around here who’ve managed to get my ear by catching my eye, so anything’s possible.