Thank you! I’m on a highway right now, en route to a family dinner where I am the weird uncle.
In the spirit of the occasion, I should note I’m kinda thankful for all you little dumbasses. You frequently make me laugh, and occasionally make me horny, so it’s nice having you out there.
And at risk of descending into mush, I’m particularly thankful for the two of you who have helped make 2018 one of the most interesting, weird, intense, and satisfying years of my life. I’m actually looking forward to 2019, and you idiots are a big part of why.