It’s fraidy-cat again. I was in line and could not stop giggling and smiling and drew so much unwanted attention to myself when I saw that you replied. I was beginning to think I wasn’t worth your time😪 Thank you for being my favorite Mean Man💕

Well, in fairness, it’s very possible that you aren’t worth my time. I mean, you’ve managed to get me to reply to a couple asks now, so you’re doing better than most girls… but there’s a long way to go from here to “worth it”.

After all, there are unanswered questions. Are you cute? Do you get my jokes? How well do you take a punch? Will you move mountains for me? There’s just so much I don’t know.