Way too hot to simmer down, might as well overheat ~
Perfection
Perfection? Hah. Hah hah. Ho ho. Greedy made a funny!
Okay, sure, when I first saw these pictures, I thought, “Hey, looking quite fuckable, cunt.” Even got vaguely hard for a minute. Because I’m supportive.
She quickly pointed out that it’s all angles and lighting, though. And while I argued at first, upon reflection, I’ve got to admit… she’s right. She’s cropped out everything questionable, sucked in everything possible, and posed away everything disappointing. (That’s a lot of everything. Pretty much all of the thing.) Turns out, beneath the ostensibly pretty stuff, it’s the same old breadbox full of carbs, smoke, and mirrors.
But I guess it’s nice to see the little dork try, right? And at least we don’t have to look at her weird feet.
