Life Lessons
I have learned that the single most dominant thing an old man can do to a young woman is force her to use email on a regular basis.
It’s like herding cats on to a frozen pond; if you can pull it off at all, you’re going to be treated to an incredible display of excitement and awkwardness.
NINE MONTHS LATER: I made the mistake of giving them iMessage privileges. Now my life is all big-eyed emojis and hyperactive “good morning” GIFs, and I haven’t seen an email in ages.
Millennials are sneaky like that.