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anewsubstory:

Playin a fun game of Get Flagged Chicken, otherwise affectionately known as What About Female-Presenting Underboob 🙂

Quit denying people the good stuff. Roll up those sweats and give the crowd what it paid to see.

C’mon, freakshow. You know people wanna look. You’re like a centaur, only with a cute female torso perched atop a couple of tree stumps with absurdly small root systems.

Hm. Okay, so maybe not so much a centaur. But something, y’know… mixed. Like a little bit “ooooo” and a little bit “ewwww”? Does that make sense?

Yes, of course it does.