Questions and Answers

Have you ever done cocaine?

You sent this ask twice in rapid succession, so I assume you just did, Ms. Hyperactive.

Also, no. I’ve never been a substance abuse kind of guy… unless we’re counting girls’ feelings as substances. I’ve only been drunk twice, and have never done coke, meth, fentanyl, or any of the other stuff that people say is fun but looks like a nightmare. Hell, I was in my forties before I started smoking weed.

(Been making up for lost time on that one, though.)