So I’m gonna be back in New England next week with a loose —almost non-existent— itinerary, and I need some suggestions.

• A good Brazilian churrascaria.
• Above-average Thai and Pho places.
• An interesting museum that isn’t in Boston. (Seriously, fuck Boston and Tom Brady.)
• A tip for a nice Swedish bakery would be handy.
• A grocery store that sells Moxie, ‘cause Idiot the Younger has never tried it, and frankly, everyone should be forced to sample that disgusting beverage at least once.
• A truck-stop with a glory-hole suitable for a short, dirty girl who might need to be taught a lesson.

Y’know, the usual.