I asked you about food because I was surprised to find it scarcely discussed anywhere here! I guess much of your efforts are spent devouring girls’ softest parts. Unsurprised and delighted to see how varied your tastes are. Here’s another dime a dozen q: who did you admire growing up?

RE: devouring

I was really into eating pussy as a kid, but these days, the “softest parts” that interest me are hearts and minds. Unless the cunt in question is cute and gets really shy and uncomfortable with a man’s face between her legs, in which case, I’m happy to revisit my youth.

RE: who I admired growing up

Off the top of my head: Albert Einstein, the Apollo astronauts, Steve Gerber, Frank Miller, Billy Joel, Prince, David Lynch, Steven Spielberg, Douglas Adams, Stephen King, George Carlin, Robin Williams, and my sixth grade teacher.

Oh, and Arthur Fonzerelli. Because he snapped his fingers and girls did whatever he liked.