I feel like the Idiots are pretty obvious at this point; they’ve both publicly mentioned knowing my face, and I’m more aggressively demeaning with them than I am with friends and neighbors. So if you pay attention, you’ll figure it out.
As for becoming one, that’s easy… just show me how much you need me, and explain to me all the ways you can be of use. Of course, you can only do that after convincing me to pay attention to you in the first place, which is the hard part.
Alas, such are the travails of cunt.