You said the Idiot calls you Mr. B. Is Mr. B for Mr. Bastard? Mr. Bitchard? 😂 Mr. Bologna?… I mean how creative is creative?

B is for Bedtime, obviously.

I honestly can’t imagine what I’d have to do to get her to call me “bastard”; something heinous and inexplicable, I suspect. Her tolerance for dickish behavior is astonishingly high, so you really have to be a determined scumbag to get her to say something harsh about you.