This makes me happy. Finding pretty ways to talk about ugly things is part of what I do here.
I mean, ideally, I want to engage your cunt and brain simultaneously… but if I can make a pillow-humping, finger-banging, vibrator-raping little animal pause in her desperate pursuit of a satisfaction she doesn’t deserve, just for a moment’s indulgence in the quiet pleasure of language…?
I’m calling it a win.