Can someone please explain to me what is the obsession with putting someone else’s fingers in your mouth or vice versa? Just very curious about this.

My reasons?

• Fun girls start squirting tears when you tickle their throats.
• Really fun girls dance and squirm as they try to keep dinner down.
• There’s just something special and intimate about jamming part of myself down an idiot’s throat with our faces almost touching and her eyes shifting rapidly from anxious to accepting and back again.

Their reasons?

• Don’t matter.