He def gives off hot parental vibes but no, he is not my daddio. It doesn’t meet that I wouldn’t lick his shoes in a heartbeat though👅
My word, where did that come from? 😳 Ms. Buttpure is a very nice girl who likes to read the things I write and occasionally shows me pretty pictures… don’t pester her.
Although I should note that none of the girls who are actually eligible to call me anything like “daddy” have ever offered to lick my shoes.
An oversight, no doubt.
I’m sure someone is making a mental note even now.