Someone’s wanting attention, I see.
As it happens, I’ve got a couple ideas for PG-13 bedtime stories.
One of them’s about a little girl who dresses up as a glowbug and sneaks out of her bedroom window every night to fight crime using her powers of super-strength, crying, and being able to eat her own weight in cookie dough. Her arch-nemesis lives in her mirror and employs an army of oddly delicious-looking android henchmen she calls Carnivorous Autonomous Robot Bastards. And her adventures always end the same way: through good intentions and poor decision-making skills, she manages to save the day for everyone but herself.