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The rambling of a cranky old man, full of terrible ideas & scornful words.

mindfuckery: The use of language to undermine your certainty, plumb the depths of your hypocrisy, and expose the secrets that make you squirm in the dark.

Everything you’ll find here is written for the amusement and comfort of adult women with unconventional romantic and erotic tastes. I love my crazy-bitch fans, and this is how I entertain them… if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

Absolutely nothing here is written for the benefit of men, and if you believe that men are an aggrieved class, or you’re just a random, horny douchenozzle who refuses to listen to what women have to say, you can fuck right off and come back when you’ve developed a clue.

Aftercare isn’t always necessary if youre really sadistic

Oh, for fuck’s sake. Just quit looking for an excuse not to give a shit for the five goddamned minutes it takes to remind someone you’re a rational human being.

That you dread so much doing so little says a great deal.

Format QuotePosted on June 19, 2019March 29, 2021Author bs4bgCategories Questions & AnswersTags asks, thoughts View On Tumblr

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