Yes, yes… you twentysomethings are all past your sell-by date and ready to crumble into dust. With any luck, your rapid descent into sexual irrelevance will be cushioned at the bottom by society’s generous and respectful embrace of aging women.
But according to anonymous men on Tumblr, osteoporosis and menopause are a big problem among 24 year olds, so be careful with yourself, granny. 😏